{"id":578,"date":"2025-04-22T14:35:00","date_gmt":"2025-04-22T12:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lauraloracle.fr\/?page_id=578"},"modified":"2026-01-28T11:33:12","modified_gmt":"2026-01-28T10:33:12","slug":"tirage","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/lauraloracle.fr\/?page_id=578","title":{"rendered":"Tirage"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-page\" data-elementor-id=\"578\" class=\"elementor elementor-578\" data-elementor-post-type=\"page\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-6f5e2a9 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"6f5e2a9\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-56136fe elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"56136fe\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">LES R\u00c9PONSES \u00c0 TES QUESTIONS <\/h2>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-d35192e e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"d35192e\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-c90e12b elementor-widget__width-initial elementor-widget elementor-widget-wp-widget-custom_html\" data-id=\"c90e12b\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"wp-widget-custom_html.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"textwidget custom-html-widget\">\r\n\r\n\r\n  \r\n  <title>Horoscope Cosmo-Classique<\/title>\r\n  \r\n  \r\n    body {\r\n      font-family: 'Cinzel', serif;\r\n      background: #FEFAFF;\r\n      color: #3a3a3a;\r\n      text-align: center;\r\n      padding: 4rem 1rem;\r\n    }\r\n    .card {\r\n      background: #ffffffcc;\r\n      color: #000;\r\n      padding: 2rem;\r\n      border-radius: 12px;\r\n      box-shadow: 0 4px 12px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1);\r\n      max-width: 450px;\r\n      margin: 2rem auto 0 auto;\r\n    }\r\n    select, button {\r\n      font-family: 'Cinzel', serif;\r\n      padding: 0.75rem 1.5rem;\r\n      font-size: 1.1rem;\r\n      border-radius: 8px;\r\n      border: none;\r\n    }\r\n    button {\r\n      background-color: #5727C5;\r\n      color: #fff;\r\n      cursor: pointer;\r\n    }\r\n    button:hover {\r\n      background-color: #5727C5;\r\n    }\r\n    .error {\r\n      color: #b00020;\r\n      margin-top: 1rem;\r\n    }\r\n  \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n  <h1>Ton Horoscope du Jour \u2728<\/h1>\r\n\r\n  <label for=\"zodiac-select\" style=\"font-size: 1.2rem;display:block;margin: 1rem auto\">\r\n    Choisis ton signe stellaire :\r\n  <\/label>\r\n\r\n  \r\n    -- S\u00e9lectionne ton signe --\r\n    B\u00e9lier\r\n    Taureau\r\n    G\u00e9meaux\r\n    Cancer\r\n    Lion\r\n    Vierge\r\n    Balance\r\n    Scorpion\r\n    Sagittaire\r\n    Capricorne\r\n    Verseau\r\n    Poissons\r\n  \r\n\r\n  <div style=\"margin-top: 1.5rem\">\r\n    <button>Voir mon horoscope<\/button>\r\n  <\/div>\r\n\r\n  <div id=\"daily-horoscope\" style=\"margin-top: 2rem\"><\/div>\r\n\r\n  <audio id=\"cosmic-sound\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.pixabay.com\/audio\/2022\/10\/05\/audio_0c918baef3.mp3\" preload=\"auto\"><\/audio>\r\n\r\n  \r\n    const horoscopeBank = [\r\n      \"Tu vas comprendre l\u2019univers en mangeant un yaourt \u00e0 l\u2019ananas.\",\r\n      \"Un pigeon mystique t\u2019observe depuis un lampadaire.\",\r\n      \"Tu d\u00e9couvriras que tu es l\u2019\u00e9lu\u2026 mais d\u2019un concours de saucisson.\",\r\n      \"Ton miroir te dira la v\u00e9rit\u00e9. N\u2019insiste pas.\",\r\n      \"Tu ris, donc tu es. M\u00eame si c\u2019est de toi-m\u00eame.\",\r\n      \"Aujourd\u2019hui, ton caf\u00e9 d\u00e9tiendra la r\u00e9ponse \u00e0 tout.\",\r\n      \"Un mouton t\u00e9l\u00e9pathique viendra dans ton r\u00eave. \u00c9coute-le.\",\r\n      \"Ta brosse \u00e0 dents complote contre toi.\",\r\n      \"Tu seras attir\u00e9 par un grille-pain cosmique. Ne r\u00e9siste pas.\",\r\n      \"Ton karma d\u00e9pendra d\u2019un sandwich oubli\u00e9.\",\r\n      \"Une licorne t\u2019offrira un code promo dans ton sommeil.\",\r\n      \"La Lune t\u2019envoie un SMS, mais tu ne captes pas.\"\r\n    ];\r\n\r\n    function showDailyHoroscope() {\r\n      const select = document.getElementById(\"zodiac-select\");\r\n      const sign = select.value;\r\n      const container = document.getElementById(\"daily-horoscope\");\r\n      const sound = document.getElementById(\"cosmic-sound\");\r\n\r\n      if (!sign) {\r\n        container.innerHTML = \"<p class=\"error\">Choisis ton signe, \u00f4 \u00e2me intersid\u00e9rale \ud83c\udf0c<\/p>\";\r\n        return;\r\n      }\r\n\r\n      const today = new Date();\r\n      const dateKey = today.getFullYear() + '-' + today.getMonth() + '-' + today.getDate();\r\n      const combinedKey = dateKey + sign;\r\n      let hash = 0;\r\n      for (let i = 0; i &lt; combinedKey.length; i++) {\r\n        hash = combinedKey.charCodeAt(i) + ((hash &lt;&lt; 5) - hash);\r\n      }\r\n      const index = Math.abs(hash) % horoscopeBank.length;\r\n      const emoji = sign;\r\n      const message = horoscopeBank[index];\r\n\r\n      container.innerHTML = `\r\n        <div class=\"card\">\r\n          <div style=\"font-size:3rem\">${emoji}<\/div>\r\n          <p style=\"margin-top:1rem\">${message}<\/p>\r\n          <p style=\"margin-top:0.5rem;font-size:0.9rem;color:#333\">(Horoscope du jour - ${today.toLocaleDateString()})<\/p>\r\n        <\/div>\r\n      `;\r\n\r\n      sound.currentTime = 0;\r\n      sound.play();\r\n    }\r\n  \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<\/div>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-eeb57e5 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"eeb57e5\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-0f178a0 elementor-widget elementor-widget-spacer\" data-id=\"0f178a0\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"spacer.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-spacer\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-spacer-inner\"><\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-86e27b8 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"86e27b8\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-b36ffbf elementor-widget elementor-widget-wp-widget-custom_html\" data-id=\"b36ffbf\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"wp-widget-custom_html.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"textwidget custom-html-widget\">\r\n\r\n\r\n  \r\n  <title>Cartes Absurdes<\/title>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n  <button style=\"padding: 1rem 2rem;font-size: 1.2rem;background-color: #251c01;color: white;border: none;border-radius: 10px;cursor: pointer\">\r\n    Tirer une carte de l\u2019absurde \ud83d\udd2e\r\n  <\/button>\r\n\r\n  <div id=\"absurd-card\" style=\"margin-top: 2rem\"><\/div>\r\n\r\n  <audio id=\"absurd-sound\" src=\"https:\/\/www.myinstants.com\/media\/sounds\/pop-cat-original.mp3\" preload=\"auto\"><\/audio>\r\n\r\n  \r\n    const absurdCards = [\r\n      {\r\n        label: \"ALIEN\",\r\n        image: \"https:\/\/i.postimg.cc\/2j234pJ7\/alien.png\",\r\n        prediction: \"Un alien t\u2019observe. Il prend des notes.\"\r\n      },\r\n      {\r\n        label: \"CERVEAU\",\r\n        image: \"https:\/\/i.postimg.cc\/Gms2w4pX\/cerveau.png\",\r\n        prediction: \"Ton cerveau veut partir en RTT. Respecte-le.\"\r\n      },\r\n      {\r\n        label: \"DUCK\",\r\n        image: \"https:\/\/i.postimg.cc\/SsmNMVfP\/duck.png\",\r\n        prediction: \"Aujourd\u2019hui, un canard te jugera en silence.\"\r\n      },\r\n      {\r\n        label: \"TOILET PAPER\",\r\n        image: \"https:\/\/i.postimg.cc\/cJyJsdg0\/papier-toilet.png\",\r\n        prediction: \"Ton avenir est... en pause pipi.\"\r\n      },\r\n      {\r\n        label: \"PIGEON\",\r\n        image: \"https:\/\/i.postimg.cc\/Qd5XYv6P\/pijeon.png\",\r\n        prediction: \"Un pigeon va ruiner ta lessive. 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Ne lui fais pas confiance.\"\r\n      }\r\n    ];\r\n\r\n    function drawAbsurdCard() {\r\n      const random = absurdCards[Math.floor(Math.random() * absurdCards.length)];\r\n      const cardDiv = document.getElementById(\"absurd-card\");\r\n      const sound = document.getElementById(\"absurd-sound\");\r\n\r\n      cardDiv.innerHTML = `\r\n        <div style=\"display:inline-block;background:#251c01;padding:2rem;border-radius:12px;max-width: 400px\">\r\n          <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"${random.image}\" alt=\"${random.label}\" style=\"width:100%;border-radius:12px;margin-bottom:1rem\" \/>\r\n          <p style=\"font-size:Cinzel;1.5rem;color:#fff;text-align:center\">${random.prediction}<\/p>\r\n        <\/div>\r\n      `;\r\n\r\n      sound.currentTime = 0;\r\n      sound.play();\r\n    }\r\n  \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<\/div>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-d33144a e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"d33144a\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-f5dc50a elementor-widget elementor-widget-spacer\" data-id=\"f5dc50a\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"spacer.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-spacer\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-spacer-inner\"><\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>LES R\u00c9PONSES \u00c0 TES QUESTIONS<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"elementor_header_footer","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-578","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lauraloracle.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/578","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lauraloracle.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lauraloracle.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lauraloracle.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lauraloracle.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=578"}],"version-history":[{"count":47,"href":"https:\/\/lauraloracle.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/578\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":874,"href":"https:\/\/lauraloracle.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/578\/revisions\/874"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lauraloracle.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=578"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}